Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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