I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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