He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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