THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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