you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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