So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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