oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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