How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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