I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I looked at my own cervix.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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