i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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