i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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