I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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