Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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