I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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