hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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