oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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