come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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