See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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