I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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