Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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