I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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