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I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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