He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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