Are we in a gay sports bar?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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