I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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