NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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