sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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