If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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