next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
