So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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