it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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