Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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