i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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