Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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