How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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