So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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