The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
