Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We are two peas in an std pod
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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