Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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