I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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