:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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