Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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