pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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