Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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