Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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