Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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