try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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