well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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