is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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