He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
