O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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