i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
MIDGETS
????
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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