i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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