So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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