We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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