"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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