How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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