i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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