you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
