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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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