Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
True strength comes from lack of pants
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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